me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

“My new years resolution is 1080p”
wow haha wow dude wow haha hah wow duee aowow hahw alol i havent heard that one hal oal@ owow lol omg dude wow just laha laol fufhc lol udde julol lol jfucking funny dude lol havent heard that lol in the past 2016 years lol cool joke dude lol ㏊㏊ lol dude lol hᵯ al㎃o lol rolf l㎃o l㎃mo ＩoӀ וmа٥ һaｈa ｌ൦lol αloаl гᴑｆl ｌσl ｗһɑ1 l൦Ｉw૦wᴦｏfle lʍao |ol Ꮒαһɑ וօƖa ｜ｍαס loƖ hａha lᴍαmo lol lʍɑo hａհɑ l૦ＩоΙ ａIoal гｏfI haһɑ 1൦loΙ a1oal rᴑſǀ rmaｌ๐ᶫ гʳᶰα｜ᴏ│ Ιᵒｌ ʳ೦ᶠΙᵉ ᶫｍɑｏ ᶫ೦Ｉ ʰᵃʰа ӀｏІа ᶫʍᵃ૦ ᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒ ｏІа ᶫʍᵃᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհɑ ᶫᵒᶫ٥ᶫ ᵃᴵංᵃᶫ ᴦᵒᶠᶫ ʳᵐᵃᶫᵒ ן૦ ᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒ ｏІа ᶫʍᵃᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհɑ ᶫᵒᶫ٥ᶫ ᵃᴵංᵃᶫ ᴦᵒᶠᶫ ʳᵐᵃᶫᵒן૦ ᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒ ｏІа ᶫʍᵃᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐᶫʍᵃᶫᵒᶫ ʰᵃｈα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհɑ ᶫᵒᶫ٥ᶫ ᵃᴵංᵃᶫ ᴦᵒᶠᶫ ʳα Іᵐɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐᵐᵃᶫᵒן ʳᵐᵃᶫᵒןɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհɑ ᶫᵒᶫɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհ ʳᵐᵃᶫᵒןɑʳᶰᵒ ᶫｏᶫ ᶫᵐɑᵒʰᵃհɑ ᶫᵒᶫɑ ᶫᵒᶫ٥ᶫ ᵃᴵංᵃᶫ ᴦᵒᶠᶫ ʳᵐᵃᶫᵒן

*holds 2015 at gunpoint* any last memes mother fucker