making a screenshot on my phone for tumblr

brain: make sure your battery is around 10% first
me: why
brain: you gotta

bang

Source: taylortownsend

this was the best movie ever all ppl were cameo they didnt even play a role they starred themselves and emma was pretty greedy to say the least lmao watch this movie

swarnpert

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gold

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tangerinefreckles

aidn

why do bus timetables even exist they might as well have no times and just the words “good luck” on them instead

Source: aidn

heart

• me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/
• someone: guess what happened
• me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️

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bang

kansass

Graaaaains lol

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disasterpigeon

lordtrash

Me: What time does the bus come?
Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

gold

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tangerinefreckles

juviavevo

Honestly??? this is all you need to know about cycling in Amsterdam

rainbowjaeger

play this at my funeral

vermakelijk

this will be fucking shown in amsterdam hotels to inform tourists

Source: juviavevo