me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))
- Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car
- Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition
When you make a new friend over the internet.
When you try to make a new friend but don’t succeed.
