When your crush uploads a selfie

instead of a love triangle try doing literally anything else

tumblr: lol kanye west charging $300 for a shirt that could be a prop for the walking dead
acne studios: *charges $300 for a plain black sweatshirt*
tumblr: acne??   sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 Good shit

when ur from texas and you freakin’ love your ridiculously tall jacked up truck

friend: can i borrow your phone

me: yeah sure, one sec

Someone : I really love those Dutch Chocolate Letters

Me : 

me whenever i see a dog on campus: *immediately stops talking mid sentence* DOG