(photo via gildid)
Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
@chemistry-o this is you lmao
friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”
“dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you”
The last picture freaks me out so bad.
- me considering spending money on basic needs: nah I'm kinda broke
- me considering spending money of frivolous shit: hell fucking yes
